|*looking at my legs*:||Oh my god why|
|*looking at my stomach*:||Oh my god why|
|*looking at my arms*:||Oh my god why|
|*looking at my face*:||Oh my god why|
|*trying to exercise*:||Oh my god why|
|*eating shitty food*:||Oh my god why|
|*weighing myself*:||Oh my god why|
|*looking at my life*:||Oh my god why|
|looking at my music taste:||cool man|
I JUST PASSED MULANEY IN THE SUBWAY AND IM GOING TO A STAND-UP SHOW TONIGHT AND IF HE’S THERE I’M GONNA PEE MYSELF
I can’t stop dreaming about office work and taking food orders. My jobs are seeping into my subconscious and I DONT LIKE IT.
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